Thursday, 2 March 2017

FC Porto - Juventus in tweets


It has been a long time I tweeted or wrote about football. So last week I watched Champions League and normally I get frustrated watching those games, still do really. But I thought it was going to be nice to let y'all read it, because I don't make sense during a game. Enjoy! (-ish)


First half

20.04 ALMOST CHAMPIONS LEAGUE TIME
20.14 I think my football tweet soul is finally awake again
20.19 MAD
20.41. YES PORTO - JUVE #PorJuv
20.42 To be fair right, that stadium is pretty amazing #PorJuv
20.42 Buffon have my babies pls, what a legend #PorJuv
20.46 We're off mates #PorJuv
20.47 Dottore Chiellini, he has a masters in Economics. What a baller #PorJuv
20.50 REF, what is this?! #PorJuv
20.51 FFS man, Silva #PorJuv
20.52 New Balance have great kits man #PorJuv
20.56 10 minutes in and I know why I don't watch this Champions League Malarkey as often anymore, NO DESIRE #PorJuv
20.57 I swear to God, everytime it's fucking Lichtsteiner fucking things up mate #PorJuv
21.00 Mandzukic fam, simple passen innit #PorJuv
21.00 ABYSMAL PERFORMANCES #PorJuv
21.04 Did you see that? Massive Juve attack, but Higuain needs to burry that though #PorJuv
21.07 Casillas mate #PorJuv
21.09 I was proper excited for football tonight, but all I see is grown ass men tripping #PorJuv
21.10 PJANIC OMG. Sub him please. #PorJuv
21.12 TELLES FAM WHAT A MAN #PorJuv
21.12 ONE MINUTE TWO YELLOW HAHA
21.13 But seriously though, how can you get two yellows as a LB in one minute #PorJuv
21.15 Juve really needs to play this out, I rate them #PorJuv
21.15 Casillas getting frustrated is the funniest thing alive #PorJuv
21.17 Khedira honesly, what the actual fuck #PorJuv
21.20 Not a bad header there though, sammy #PorJuv
21.20 Okay Porto gone, Casillas also possibly injured #PorJuv
21.27 Honestly can't believe that they can't find anyone better than flipping Lichtsteiner. I have seen better in the Northern Premier League. REAL LIFE. #PorJuv
21.31 I've literally seen nothing that says alright I want to win this match #PorJuv
21.32 DYBALA POST HITTERRSSSSS #PorJuv
21.33 Maxi Pereira has a yellow as well, RB mate #PorJuv
21.33 HT. Time for tea.  #PorJuv

Second half

21.49 And we're back! #PorJuv
21.50 Mandzukic would have missed that #PorJuv
21.52 Hector Herera header, decent #PorJuv
21.52 But why make him captain?!
21.55 Khedira with another trademark shot LOL #PorJuv
21.57 This match is shit man #PorJuv
22.15 GOAL TEKKERSSSS KLAXON 0-1 #PorJuv
22.17 DANI ALVES LOL 0-2 #PorJuv
22.24 Haha Porto is going to finish this ref #PorJuv
22.30 KHEDIRA FFS MAN #PorJuv
22.32 And to think that the goals weren't even clear cut chances #PorJuv
22.35 Honestly I wanted to tweet the shit out of this match, but I'm just not having it #PorJuv
22.36 End of game. This was a bad bad bad match #PorJuv



Marc





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